Black t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a man drinking coffee and text on the back.
Black t-shirt with a logo on the chest against a black background

T'was the coffee m'lord

£34.95
£34.95
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UK delivery £4.95 | Free over £65

Size: S

Some mornings demand more than caffeine. T’was the Coffee m’lord captures that exact moment, the look of someone who’s realised the coffee isn’t the problem, it’s last night’s other beverage.

This design pairs a classic old master portrait with modern humour, framed like a gallery piece for a clean, premium finish. It’s Standard Issue merch for anyone who knows coffee is the cure, or at least the first step.

Made to order. Purpose-driven production.
Each item is produced after you place your order, so delivery may take a little longer. We print on demand to avoid surplus stock and reduce waste. Lean, efficient, and built with the same mindset as the rest of the brand: no waste, no ego, just results.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Made-to-order merch. Delivered in 7–10 working days. Tracking is provided for each parcel.

Free shipping is based on your total after discounts. If a discount brings your total below 65, shipping applies.

Coffee and merch ship separately when ordered together. Shipping is charged once at checkout.

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