For those who talk the talk but sip decaf. The Walter Mitty Brew tee isn't subtle, and that's exactly how it's intended to be. This is standard-issue for anyone who knows the type: no caffeine, all chat. Mockingly bold, with a nod to every brewshitter you've ever served with, this one's a walking warning sign. Wear it with pride or gift it to the mate who's more myth than mission. No lies detected. Just decaf.
Fabric & Construction 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m²) Pre-shrunk to maintain fit after washing Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention Side-seamed construction for a structured fit Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
CHEST (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
M
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
L
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
XL
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
2XL
81.3
66
127-134.6
Quantity
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