Walter Mitty Brew
Designer: R2Bean2 Coffee
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- £34.95
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- £34.95
- Regular
- £34.95
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Brewshitters Unit – United Kingdom
For those who talk the talk but sip decaf. The Walter Mitty Brew tee isn't subtle, and that's exactly how it's intended to be. This is standard-issue for anyone who knows the type: no caffeine, all chat.
Mockingly bold, with a nod to every brewshitter you've ever served with, this one's a walking warning sign. Wear it with pride or gift it to the mate who's more myth than mission.
No lies detected. Just decaf.
Fabric & Construction
100% combed and ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk to maintain fit after washing
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention
Side-seamed construction for a structured fit
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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